Headin' to Branson...
I'll blog about my Branson experience later.
Sharing my random thoughts in order to save the world.
I'll blog about my Branson experience later.
PALERMO, Italy (Reuters) - An Italian couple stole 50,000 euros from a woman in the Sicilian city of Palermo after convincing her they were vampires who would impregnate her with the son of the Anti-Christ if she did not pay them.
In an early-morning shootout on June 4 in the Homewood housing complex in Pittsburgh, two undercover officers and suspect Keith Carter, 19, exchanged a total of at least 103 gunshots and missed every single time. (On the other hand, in March, Regina Jones-Peoples, 30, of Warren, Ohio, survived 18 gunshots, from her neck to her legs, allegedly by her estranged husband, Marcus Jones, 29, on whom police issued an arrest warrant.) [Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, 6-5-05] [Tribune Chronicle (Warren, Ohio), 3-26-05]They raise'em to be tough up there in Warren, OH.
"Peace out." - Kip
(Greeley, Colo. -WABC, July 19, 2005) — The mystery of the missing garden gnomes could be harder to solve than police thought. They found about 80 of the pint-sized figurines in plastic bags on Saturday, surrounded by youngsters. But investigators don't think the children stole them. In fact the children most likely found them, said so it's back to square one, said Sgt. Dave Adams. Police are going to call people who reported their gnomes stolen to come identify the decorative yard items. Elsie Schnorr had 30 gnomes stolen from her front lawn more than a month ago, and she'll be among the first to retrieve her property. "I could identify every one of them. My name isn't on them, but I know which ones are mine. Most of mine are one-of-kind," she said.Why the crap would anyone have 30 gnomes in their front yard?! Maybe she's the supplier for those stupid **edit** Travelocity commercials. Without incriminating myself, I could definitely see the fun in stealing garden gnomes. But I'd probably take them all and put them in a neighbor's yard or something.
Fear the raptor.